A VERY VERY VERY WEIRD LOVE STORY

Jennifer Watts is a candid, hard-working girl exploited by Britney, her cynical, devilish sister. Jennifer's destiny changes when she meets billionaire (not millionaire) Richard Wealthy, who is kind of stupid but has rock-hard abs.

Just as Jennifer's circumstances begin to improve, her sinister sister screws up and ruins her life, until a stroke of fate, hidden in waffles and the contemporary art market, puts Jeniffer back in control of her life.

But there will still be one last challenge to face.

If you are a fan of Carlton Mellick III, Charles V, and Camillo VI, you will absolutely enjoy this story.

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Editor's note: a tailor and a boy who works in the kitchen (hence the title) also play a key role in the story.

End of editor's note.

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WARNING

Please understand that this book is a parody full of moronic stereotypes. If you were expecting a regular romance novel or a light comedy please don't buy this book to save yourself from further disgust.