"It is not my place to pass judgment on the gaudy or vulgar and their choices in burial plots, but judge I shall. And why? Because, you, dear reader, have been so fortunate as to receive this manuscript and I intend to improve you by the experience..."Terrified that people will judge your funeral and you'll be too dead to have a better one? Worry no more with this hand guide! Not only will your grave be the hottest in town, but you'll also look with new disdain on everyone else's funeral arrangements. Sharma-Sharma is a internationally renowned* expert with the very best taste in burials. This book is her gift to you, embrace it!Complete with pictures by the woman herself!Also a perfect gift for that special someone in your life who needs better taste!*Sharma-Sharma is not really internationally renowned.A tounge-in-cheek creation by A M John.