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The Fartionary

The Fartionary

by Andy Jones
Paperback
Publication Date: 29/11/2023

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Full of hilarious jokes, trivia, facts and cartoons, THE FARTIONARY is guaranteed to be a hit with kids everywhere! Now with a new cover.

Why do farts smell? Which foods make the best bottom burps? What happens if you let one rip in space? All these stinking questions and more will be answered in ... THE FARTIONARY!



Andy Jones explodes the farty facts! Find out:

* the do's and don'ts of the babbling bottom

* why the family that farts together stays together

* what to do when Pop goes POP! Plus, discover your farting personality type, learn how to talk your way out of a stinky situation and impress your friends with the funniest fart jokes. The coolest collection of all things farty!



'THE FARTIONARY made me laugh so hard I farted!' Professor Fartypants



'Hey, Professor Fartypants, pull my finger!' Doctor Stinksalot



Ages: 6+



ISBN:
9780733343469
9780733343469
Category:
Humorous stories (Children's / Teenage)
Format:
Paperback
Publication Date:
29-11-2023
Language:
English
Publisher:
ABC Books
Country of origin:
Australia
Dimensions (mm):
199x131x22mm
Weight:
0.24kg
Andy Jones

In one form or another, Andy has always been a writer. At school, he passed notes in class and scribbled rude words on lampposts. At University, he wrote a PhD in biochemistry and forged tickets to various balls.

And as an advertising copywriter, has written commercials for everything from baby food to booze. But it wasn't until he was well into his thirties that Andy stared writing fiction.

If he could write a letter his younger self, it would urge him to stop messing about and get on with it. Four is his fourth novel, but should probably be his tenth. 

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