This text takes reflections from the lyrics of Bein Green, otherwise known as It Ain’t Easy Being Green, written for Kermit the Frog by Joe Raposo, with corresponding Scriptures and other oddities of interest to the Christian community.

Matthew 6:11-Give us this day our daily bread.

John 6:26- Jesus answered them and said, “Truly, truly, I say to you, you seek Me, not because you saw signs, but because you ate of the loaves and were filled.

John 6:56- he who is eating my flesh, and is drinking my blood, doth remain in me, and I in him.

Ecclesiastes 3:10- I have seen the task that God has given people to keep them occupied.

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The Matrix was written by The Wachowskis

: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

: I'm trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it.

What you are about to download isn’t just literature: it’s an attempt from the author to be your Pastor through the mediums of kobo and Facebook. It is a truly Christian experience and only the truly committed should apply, consequences outstanding.

Taken from The Journey: How to Live in an Uncertain World by Billy Graham-Becoming a Christian takes only a single step; being a Christian means walking with Christ the rest of your life. Accepting Christ isn't the end but the beginning of a whole new life on God's path. Don't let anything keep you from that commitment.

My ebooks are designed to be Church Services in an ebook. While there is no door price and everyone is welcome, being a Christian, and being led by a Church entity, you must continually suffer for Christ's sake and take up your cross with tithes towards the Church in question. In light of this, there are reminders of Coffee Breaks throughout this document regarding Romans 13:7 with some more light Christian reading pertaining to the faith in question.

The Simpsons: Stark Raving Dad was written by Matt Groening, James L Brooks, and Sam Simon

"Michael Jackson": Bart, either Michael Jackson is in a recording studio in Los Angeles or he is right here in your house offering to help you. It is up to you as to what you believe.

Pump Up the Volume was written by Allan Moyle

Mark Hunter: Okay, down to business. I got my Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi, and uh, I got my Black Jack gum here! And I got that feeling. Mmm, yeah that familiar feeling? That something rank is going on out there.

Pump Up the Volume was written by Allan Moyle

Mark Hunter: I don't know. Drugs are out. Sex is out. Politics are out. Everything is on hold. We definately need something new. I just keep waiting for some new voice to come out of somewhere and just say, "Hey! Wait a second. What is wrong with this picture? Just take a look around."