An Intimate Terrorist Love Story is a satire on marriage and personality disorders, with the emphasis on terror. This story is black satire, and no false pretenses were harmed or erased in the making of this manuscript.

"When they get caught it's not because they're stupid. It's because they are doing the impossible. False pretense requires the intelligence and resources of the Military Industrial Complex to be successful. One lonely product of institutional negligence by design is not going to destroy anybody including their target. Oh, there will be scars, mental and physical, but the winner is the truth. This is what makes the Dark Triad so fascinating. You have to concentrate on one of their central character defects to know what is going to happen.

"They are programmed, or otherwise created, without doubt, into the most self-sabotaging human beings to walk the earth. Each change of false pretense has a trigger, which I was privileged to discover is promiscuity in Pandora's case."

"Pandora? Do you realize this is the first time you ever said her name?"

"Oh could be. I'll say it more if you like. Self sabotage is s probably a defect in the design, but perhaps the Tavistock was merciful enough to put this breaker switch in the millennial models. The minute things begin to go as smoothly as the work and the will put it together and made it happen, it will be smashed into the same shattered pieces as their brain. Every. Single. Time.