Batty Aunty Wendy thinks she's being unfair to keep Jemima living with her in the hugeold house, and for them to keep all their treasures to themselves. Jemima must show her that she's doing the right thing by depriving her of friends and a career. If it takes a few accidents to prove her point, then those accidents will happen.

This 3700 word short story is also published in one of Patsy's many themed collections of short stories, each of which contains 24 stories.