This book will make you laugh at least twice, and make you think at least once.

You will meet God, who encoded mathematical puzzles and jokes about 21st century Creationists into the Bible. And you might just like Him. You will see a world devoid of God or His justice. And you may feel uncomfortable. You will see Abrahamic religious beliefs get a close shave with Occam’s razor and psychiatric religious beliefs get eviscerated with God’s Word.

And you may even think: what if Abrahamic religion is a time travel story about a God who doesn't exist yet? A God whose existence is possible, yet all but impossible without a major change in the way we think about God and consciousness.