The women melted at his feet – one lick at a time!

Available for the first time on ebook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.

Its amazing what Ice Cream men will do just to sell a 99 Flake…

Tina is kneeling in front of Clare and leaning forward threateningly and I sense that aggro is just seconds away.

In such an explosive situation a man has to stay cool, think fast, and arrive at a split-second decision. I reach for my y-fronts and start to pull them on. If you start by saving yourself that’s always one life on the credit side.

‘You ! ! ! ! –’

‘Now girls,’ I say. ‘You musn’t –’ I reach for my trousers and turn round to see – blimey!

Also Available in the Confessions… series:

CONFESSIONS FROM A HOLIDAY CAMP

CONFESSIONS OF AN ICE CREAM MAN

CONFESSIONS FROM THE CLINK

and many more!