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Red tape. Catch-22s. Circular chains of command. Whether you're a customer or co-worker, bureaucracies drive us all insane. Even management is just a cog in a vast machine. Information, items, and even people get lost in the system, never gone but never found. No one seems to notice the insanity surrounding them... or if they do, they keep it to themselves. After all, those who notice and call attention to it tend to disappear, leaving nothing behind but an empty desk and whispered rumors in the break room. If ever there was a place for a cosmic horror to hide, grow, and thrive, it's deep within the archives of a huge, old bureaucracy.

But of all bureaucracies, corporations are the most powerful, seeming to have a life and will of their own. They're privately held with a multi-national reach, seemingly bottomless resources, and armies of lawyers jealously guarding their trade secrets. Corporate culture fiercely resists any attempt to change or regulate it, and anything and everything is justified by the bottom line. Who needs a Cthulhu Cult when you've got Cthulhu, Inc.?

Into this insidious world are thrust our heroes—the curious, the puzzled, and the frustrated. Defying authority, seeking answers they'd be better off not knowing, the secrets they discover threaten their sanity and their lives. Will they become the next whistleblower media hero? Or the next no-call / no-show their coworkers promptly forget? Just remember: it's nothing personal—it's just business.

This book contains twenty-five tales of bureaucratic insanity, including:

Death Pledge by Jeff Deck

Welcome to the R’lyeh Corporation by James Pratt

Shadow Charts by Marcus Johnston

Casual Friday by Todd H. C. Fischer

The God Under the Church by David Tallerman

Refusal by DJ Tyrer

Dagon-Tec by Adam Millard

Esoteric Insurance, Inc. by Evan Dicken & Adrian Ludens

Career Zombie by John Taloni

Boedromion Noumenia by Andrew Scott

Incorporation by Max D. Stanton

The Loponine Exploitation by John M. Campbell

Festival Preparations by Justin Bailey

Maryanne’s Equations by Harry Pauff

Wholesome Labor by Sam Rent

Like a Good Neighbor by Wile E. Young

Tindalos, Inc. by Charlie Allison

Clean Up Aisle Four by Josh Storey

Forced Labor by Peter Rawlik

The Shadows Lengthen in the Close by Ethan Gibney

It Came From I.T. by Gordon Linzner

Retraction by Marie Michaels

Facilities Management at Dagocorp HQ by L Chan

No Doves Come from Raven Eggs by Mark Oxbrow

Apotheosis by Darren Todd