Well I'll tell you one thing: experience and age has done absolutely nothing to improve my horrible luck. Ever since my orphan brother named me after the bad luck stray cat outside of our orphanage, it is one thing after another in the tragic comedy of errors that is my life, and since the witch stole the only decent boyfriend I ever had in college, he's taken it upon himself to find my fate.

This time via internet dating profile.

And through these escapades I'm dubbing Adventures of the Catastrophe Cat, I'm landed with beings I can only compare to a Puck, a Vampire, A Viking, A Genie and even a bloody Incubus, among other things.

***This story contains explicit language, as well as scenes of violence and sex (group sex & bisexual and homosexual interactions M&F and every combination thereof). Dark themes including Organized Crime, Military, BDSM, abuse and neglect are used in character development, but supportive of a deep and sweet romance that takes time to unfold in an urban fantasy setting. This is a mixed genre with as much comedy as tragedy, smut as plot, and action as romance. ***