I am tortured. Tormented. Cursed.

Only one woman can rescue me from the inevitable madness that waits to overtake me, but I know not who she is or how to find her. My cousin is my stalwart companion in this endeavor, but I do not deceive myself by thinking he is only here to assist me. He will not hesitate to take me down should it be required.

I had always thought fairytales were great adventures. Now I know they are only an adventure for the knight looking to slay the dragon. To the dragon, the experience is quite the opposite.