Everyone has tawdry ideas about the adult entertainment industry. Here's a first-hand look at the players, the toys, the videos, the life. This collection of columns from the 1990s and beyond, along with the lovely hate mail they inspired, will make you laugh out loud, bang your fist on the table, and educate you about things you didn't even realize existed.

Always strange, even when it's mundane, this book will keep you in stitches, tears, and rage. Prepare for a roller coaster of a ride.

Foreward by Jay Wiseman.