Bestseller in the UK, Sunday Times, November 2019.

The complete Fleabag. Every Word. Every Side-eye. Every Fox.

Fleabag: The Scriptures includes new writing from Phoebe Waller-Bridge alongside the filming scripts and the never-before-seen stage directions from the Golden Globe, Emmy and BAFTA winning series.

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HAIRDRESSER

NO.

(pointing to Claire)

That is EXACTLY what she asked for.

FLEABAG

No it's not. We want compensation.

HAIRDRESSER

Claire?

CLAIRE

I've got two important meetings and I look like a pencil.

HAIRDRESSER

NO. Don't blame me for your bad choices. Hair isn't everything.

FLEABAG

Wow.

HAIRDRESSER

What?

FLEABAG

Hair. Is. Everything. We wish it wasn't so we could actually think about something else occasionally. But it is. It's the difference between a good day and a bad day. We're meant to think that it is a symbol of power, a symbol of fertility, some people are exploited for it and it pays your fucking bills. Hair is everything, Anthony.