Football Jokes

Football Jokes

by Tom Rock and Rich Harris
Epub (Kobo), Epub (Adobe)
Publication Date: 26/08/2025

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In Football Jokes, Tom Rock has put together a list of the funniest, most humorous, side-stitching, belly busting, and toe-tickling list of comedic prose to keep you laughing throughout anything this amazing game can throw at you. From concise one-liners to fuller-length quips, Rock takes you from the sideline to the endzone and beyond. Some of the hundreds of jokes include:



  • What is a football player’s favorite dessert? Any given sundae.

  • Some of the very best football players are actually two-sport athletes. They are the Pro Bowlers.

  • Why was the centipede banned from the football team? It took too long to tape his ankles.

  • Where do NFL teams get their uniforms each year? New Jersey.

  • Why didn’t Cinderella get any better at football? Because her coach was a pumpkin.

  • Why don’t NFL players wear eyeglasses? Because football is a contact sport.

  • What’s a football player’s favorite part of a joke? The punt-line.

  • And many more!


The perfect gift for football gurus everywhere!

ISBN:
9781683584957
9781683584957
Category:
Humour
Format:
Epub (Kobo), Epub (Adobe)
Publication Date:
26-08-2025
Language:
English
Publisher:
Sports Publishing

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