Will country lad Gabriel Ash and seriously posh Bathsheba Neverdene find true love? Or will a whole lot of weird stuff stop them?

Footpath to Heaven is a surreal comedy set (largely) in deepest Wessex and in that strange, dangerous place called London.

The humour is offbeat, with a gentle satirical edge. One Goodreads reviewer described it as ‘Forrest Gump written by PG Wodehouse.’

Another said, ‘Anything was possible and I had no idea what was going to happen next.’

Life’s stressful enough as it is. Sit back, suspend your disbelief and enjoy this eccentric 30,000-word tale of magic, vampires, love potions, UFOs and (most of all) the English countryside!