What to do when the stick turns blue:

1. 
   

   Take the test again and again and again.

   
   


2. 
   

   Try to convince yourself the five tests you have now taken are defective.

   
   


3. 
   

   Accept that you are pregnant for the second time in your life.

   
   


4. 
   

   Start making plans to tell the father that your one night together is about to deliver a little surprise in nine months.

   
   


5. 
   

   Kiss the man to get him prepared for the news.

   
   


6. 
   

   Realize that kissing the man makes you forget everything you were ever thinking .

   
   


7. 
   

   Take a deep breath and deliver your news.