Jane's Guide to Dicks (and Toms and Harrys)

Jane's Guide to Dicks (and Toms and Harrys)

by Kathryn Petras and Ross Petras
Epub (Kobo), Epub (Adobe)
Publication Date: 07/06/2011

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Inside Jane's Guide to Dicks (and Toms and Harrys), best-selling humorists Ross and Kathyrn Petras offer tongue-in-cheek lessons to help your average Jane suss out all the Dicks (and Toms and Harrys) they encounter along the way to finding Mr. Right.

Once upon a time, Jane didn't know Jack about Dick; however, after careful research, study, and observation, Jane is now an expert on boys, and she's ready to share all her special secrets to help good girls everywhere find their own Dicks (or Toms, or Harrys). Four-color art appears throughout, and each special secret offers suggestively irreverent and sassy quips such as:

* Not all boys are created equal. Some of them have BIG machines. Some of them have SMALL machines. A big machine is usually BETTER! (But not TOO big!)

* Just because he has balls doesn't mean he wants to shoot a basket in your--or any other girl's--hoop!

* Boys who stare at your chest and forget you have a face are the REAL boobs!

ISBN:
9781449407223
9781449407223
Category:
Humour
Format:
Epub (Kobo), Epub (Adobe)
Publication Date:
07-06-2011
Language:
English
Publisher:
Andrews McMeel Publishing
Kathryn Petras

Kathryn and Ross Petras are a brother-and-sister writing team, and inveterate collectors of quotations. Their books include The Anthology of Really Important Modern Poetry, The Stupidest Things Ever Said Book of All-Time Stupidest Top 10 Lists, Age Doesn’t Matter Unless You’re a Cheese, The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said, The Lexicon of Stupidity, Very Bad Poetry, and more; their 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day calendar has more than 4.5 million copies in print.

Their work has been covered in publications including the New York Times, the WashingtonPost, and the London Times, and on numerous television and radio shows, including Good Morning America. Kathy lives in Seattle; Ross lives in Toronto.

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