If You Own A Cat You Must Own This Book

“The Erma Bombeck of cat writers!”

Cotton mice found doing the dead man’s float in the water dish...5 AM wake-up calls...a “no-closed doors” policy...the cat declares a holy war when put on a diet.

Lessons In Stalking homes in on the wildly different responses the author and her long-suffering spouse have to a life shared with cats. In no other cat book will you find such riveting accounts as:

The Great Cat Butt Wiping Adventure

Jingle Ball Horrors

The Creature Under the Fridge

Yoga Cat

The Big Brown Mouse & Other Toys Our Cat Loathes

“Dena Harris has written a cat book even a dog would love.”

—Tim Bete, director of the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop and author of In the Beginning... There Were No Diapers

“Never has watching someone else own a cat been this much fun.”

—Lisa Allmendinger, Editor, I Love Cats!

“Dena Harris magically captures the humor of sharing our lives with cats in a master storyteller’s style. You catch yourself laughing out loud as you read her words filled with whimsy and wit. She is simply meow-val-lous!

—Arden Moore, Catnip Editor and author of The Kitten Owner’s Manual