In Let's re-Great Britain, Al Murray's Pub Landlord sets out his party's vision for the country, and explains how politics actually works.

Citizens of Hope & Glory! It's time to bring common sense to the House of Commons.

Parliament is a nest of slippery, poisonous vipers and only a bonkers, mental idiot would try to make sense of it. Yet in Let's re-Great Britain, Al Murray, the Pub Landlord, presents his guide to British politics and a vision for a Greater Britain.

In it you'll learn and appreciate The Guv's views and policies on:

- The jobless: Fix youth unemployment with a pyramid scheme (literally, build some pyramids)

- Economics: Cut the deficit by borrowing more, growing a beard and leaving the country

- Criminal Justice: Bring back hanging if only for the sake of the rope industry

- Immigration: Electrify the English Channel

A plain, common-sense vision of an impossibly complicated (and, frankly, dull) subject, this will almost certainly be one day hailed as the new founding text of the nation - a Magna Carta 2.0 from the Landlord of Hope and Glory.