What you have here is a collection of fifty brief, silly-ass stories. None of them are long, so you don't have to suffer through one for pages and pages if you don't dig it.

For this blurb, we include a bonus story. You can read it and see if you want to pick up this book and read the others.

It's up to you. It's always up to you.

Here is the free story we have given to you just because we like your face.

"Surfing

"One of the difficult parts of surfing is someone trying to take your wave. One wave per customer. It's better that way.

"This one guy thought he had a perfect wave all to himself. He got into position and then saw that he was not the only one. Right in the sweet spot was a large anti-ship mine. It was a mine that blew up destroyers.

"And now it was destroying this ride. It was killing it. Who knew that World War 2 era bombs could surf so well.

"What could the surfer do but allow the mine to take the wave. The mine deserved the wave. It was having a blast."

See. That's kind of a story in this kind of a book. You should kind of buy it and read more masterpieces like this one.