When Mickey DeMarco clicks his PC's mouse on spam that promises to "Unleash the Monster in your pants," he hardly expects an actual monster to appear.

Inside his boxers.

Hilarity ensues when the two-inch, fuzzy blue monster learns the facts of life and tries desperately to help Mickey get laid.

"I love this story. David H. Hendrickson is one of my favorite writers. Use this piece as an introduction to his work" -- USA Today bestselling author Kristine Kathryn Rusch

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"I found the last line in this story to be the funniest of the anthology by far.” -- Grasping the Wind, reviewing "Beloved"

“For sheer outrageousness, few writers beat David Hendrickson’s black humor and quirky charm.” -- Fiero Publishing

"David Hendrickson tickles my funny bone in the best possible way." -- Annie Reed, author of Pretty Little Horses