Can’t afford a townhouse in London’s most illustrious neighbourhood? Well this is the next best thing – your ultimate and official guide to all things Made in Chelsea.

· Lucy gets up in your grill

· How to get Millie and Rosie’s SW3 style

· Discover Binky’s secret London hang-outs

· Pardy with the bois in the world’s most exclusive hot spots

· Mark Francis and Victoria reveal their fashionista dos and don’ts

· Everything you wanted to know about Spencer, but were afraid to ask

· And Binky’s mum provides the voice of reason …

Keep calm and carry on...you’re in Chelsea, darling.