When a strange helicopter buzzes the shearing shed where he is hiding 12 illegal immigrants, Major Jeremy Billycock-Smythe jumps to the wrong conclusion.

If you don't get satire, make sure you read this alongside a responsible adult able to explain it to you.

One reviewer labelled this novel as racist. It's not. It does have one racist Englishman, who also is misogynistic, politically incorrect and clueless. But he's vastly outnumbered by characters who are none of those things.

Heck, if Major B.S. hadn't made wild, stupid assumptions, he would never have accidentally brought the wrong immigrants into the country in the first place!

Based somewhere near the Australian capital Canberra, this is a jagged satirical novel that drips with quirky characters. Deal with it.