Make Judea Great Again: The Ronald Grump Gospel

In this razor-sharp satire, Make Judea Great Again reimagines history through the lens of capitalism, branding, and divine disruption. Meet Ronald Grump, the most ambitious, self-promoting, and tax-deductible Messiah ever to walk the sands of Judea. Forget humble prophets—this is the CEO of Salvation, turning miracles into marketable assets, disciples into brand ambassadors, and faith into a subscription-based business model.

Witness Ronald's meteoric rise from a well-marketed birth in Bethlehem to his strategic takeover of the Temple gift shop. From monetized miracles and pay-per-view Last Suppers to divinely optimized tax evasion, no opportunity is left unexplored in his quest to maximize heavenly shareholder value. But as the Deep State Pharisees conspire against him, and Burnout Sander preaches the perils of capitalism, will Ronald's empire survive?

A biting parody of religion, business, and power, Make Judea Great Again is a must-read for anyone who enjoys sharp wit, irreverent humor, and the absurdity of modern life reflected in ancient times.

Because in the kingdom of Grump, faith is temporary—but a good investment portfolio lasts forever.