Dear Nose-Pickers, are you well? Good. Then come closer. For I'm about to tell you a right slimer of a tale ...

In it, there's a bogey monster, two best friends, four daredevil slugs, a neighbour so wicked she'll give you the willy-willy-woo-woos and a castle with secret chambers.

Will it end happily?

No ... Yes ... Sorry, I don't know!

You'd better ask the cabaret-singing spider ...

• A fantastic slimer of a tale by the hilarious Anna Brooke


• Laugh-out-loud funny – Frankenstein meets bogeys!


• Perfect for fans of Who Let the Gods Out?, Mr Gum and Charlie Changes into a Chicken