Something old; something new; something original - from the shiny red crayon of Peter Coomber. One hundred and one dark, humorous short stories: sometimes with a twist; occasionally puerile. Artificial Intelligence (AI) writing software was not used in the writing of any of these stories; they were all written by a 100% naturally stupid human being.

This book caused Emily Brontë to stop eating penguins*.

Did the two giant intergalactic pandas seek out Nathan to take him with them to their home planet or was it his next door neighbour's bamboo fencing that attracted them?

(Starman)

Will Henrietta survive a very cold night in the branches of a cork oak - having climbed there to escape the attentions of a vicious catalonian rock badger?

(The Badger)

Can Michael make amends to neighbours' son Sycamore Twigg for the kids at school calling him 'Sicky'?

(Offering The Olive Branch)

Donate only £1 to adopt an ant, and receive a photograph of your very own ant, happily standing near the base of an old acacia tree, with thousands of his friends.

(Adopt An Ant)

Described as '..short, dark, dry, varied, easy to get into, and occasionally thought-provoking - a great way of filling small amounts of otherwise dead time..' by Dave of Witney, Oxfordshire.

These stories are for those people who enjoy the less serious aspects of life.

(Note: * Unverified "fact")