Professor Sigurdsen is a textbook paranoid with a persecution complex and delusions of grandeur. He lives in a world that rarely connects with the real one.

Dr. Hobart Blember.

Do yourself a favour. Don't send us any more articles. We won't publish them. And stop trying to contact us. We won't answer you.

B. Coutts, ed., Contemporaneous Literature

If you're a babe and wear a tight sweater, short skirt or a blouse with a couple of buttons undone, you're guaranteed an A in Sigurdsen's classes.

Undergraduate Guide to Courses

"Sigurdsen's at it again. Wore a toga to class. Singing or chanting something. Dancing."

"Vine leaves in his hair?"

"Classically Sigurdsen. Remember last year? Set fire to a pile of laurel boughs and junk mail in the quad. Did some kind of dance, chanted about the mysteries of the Muses. Grass caught fire and the sprinklers had to be turned on."

Faculty Club lounge