If you can't say something nice... say it in emoji.

Shock your friends and family with this brilliantly offensive collection of emoji put-downs and comebacks.

With this handy guide, the endless potential for a punishing emoji burn will be opened to you like never before – far beyond just relying on the classic middle finger symbol.

From everyday insults to brutal Shakespearean zingers, classic movie put-downs to the best ‘your mum’ jokes, this is your complete phrasebook for the ever more savage world of emoji insults.