Argle-bargle means copious but meaningless talk or writing. And that's what this zine is going to give every issue. For our first issue, we tackle the question, "Regular or double stuffed?" This is a fine and important question.

We spend a lot of time trying to figure out which of the two sandwich cookies is the best. We look at the cookie through taste, medicinal ability and artistic worth. We really go whole hog. We run off at the mouth thinking which cookie is best in the mouth.

Spoiler Alert: We actually come up with an answer. It's not a really good answer, but at least we came up with something. And that's why you should buy this book, because it's something.