Santa is given the Sam & Mark treatment!

• A riotously funny Christmas-themed picture book from BAFTA-winning children's TV presenters Sam & Mark.

'Twas the night before Christmas,

when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring,

not even a mouse...

But I'll tell you what was stirring... 'Twas Santa's BIG BOTTOM!

It's time to deliver presents, but Santa's tummy is feeling funny and he needs to let out parps along the way...

But as a result, all the presents fall in the sea.

Will Santa's trusty reindeer come to the rescue, after their brussels sprout snack?

• For fans of The Dinosaur that Pooped Christmas & The Christmasaurus


• Sam & Mark host ***Crackerjack***which was awarded the ***Best Entertainment Programme 2021***by the Royal Television Society.