Emma's small, simple wedding has turned into the event of the season! Things to do before the big day:

-Find something, anything, for Mom and Dad to talk about with Taylor's parents

-Get a job

-Discuss strange underwear found in Taylor's laundry

-Keep the families apart until absolutely necessary

-Find out exactly what's going on between Aunt Virginia and Taylor's uncle

-Convince Taylor's mother I don't want $480-a-place-setting china and Baccarat crystal

-Try on all that wicked lingerie from shower

-Recuperate from bachelorette party

-Maybe, just maybe, tell Taylor the big secret I've been hiding for years (but then there might not be a wedding)

-Elope!