Bother all your friends, brothers, sisters, parents, teachers, pets and anyone else you can find with these terrible, awful, very-very-very bad Christmas jokes.

· What is Santa’s favourite musical instrument? The sleigh bell.

· What kind of money do elves use? Jingle bills.

· How does Darth Vader enjoy his turkey for Christmas? On the dark side.

· What is Father Christmas's dog’s name? Santa Paws.

Including fun (possibly untrue) Christmas facts, a Q&A with Santa himself and riddles to make even the grumpiest grinch laugh, this book is a must-have in your Christmas stocking.