Are we really alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe?

Was Jesus actually a hippy?

Was Human Heaven just made up to prevent us all from going nuts?

Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?

Join the Boys from the Dwarf on their most challenging mission yet, as we attempt to salvage Biblical truth and wisdom from the cosmic debris of the galaxy, taking a sideways look at subjects including destiny, justice, religion, identity and temporal mechanics in Where Do All The Calculators Go?, the Red Dwarf / theology mash-up you never knew you needed.