Embark on a dazzling odyssey through the radiant streets of Toronto, where Wanda, historical luminaries, and the whimsical reign of Mayor Skeletor unfold a flamboyant spectacle, resonating with the resounding question, "Why the Fuck Am I Stuck Here in Toronto with All of You Assholes?" This narrative masterpiece weaves living garments, culinary wonders from Davey's hot dog cart, and a harmonious celebration of diversity into a vibrant tapestry. WHSFTFORT emerges as a haven of transcendent unity, declaring a powerful anthem of love, history, and the undeniably queer brilliance pulsating at the heart of Toronto.