He is the descendent of an evil man. A pirate. An abuser of women and ransacker of the Atlantic coast. He does not allow his blood to boil with his pirate DNA. He wants only to run a tight ship, clean and safe for its crew. He is a middle school custodian. Dark, swarthy Spanish descent. She is the descendent of the tough female pirate Anne Bonney by her dalliances with Calico Jack. She keeps everybody lined up. Teaches them what they need to know. Because she's a middle school teacher…and a pirate. Can true love set sail amidst far right conservative parochial systems when both of them would just like to cut sail and run, pirate to pirate?