GOOD GOD YOU RE DOING IT ALL WRONG . . . The Association for the Betterment of Sex (A.B.S.) presents "Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk," a radical and invaluable resource for improving your sexual communication whether you have been in a committed relationship for years, or have just moments ago removed the shrinkwrap from your new Japanese body pillow. Here are just a few sensual revelations you ll find within these pages: - The precise location of the female G-spot (latitude and longitude)- Going on tour with Midnight Oil and more outmoded masturbation slang- Forced perspective and other techniques for visually enhancing the size of your member- The Top Five pastry-related euphemisms for female genitalia- How to score big at your next swingers party, with our crowd-pleasing ambrosia-salad recipe- Listings of Don t ask, Don t tell dry-cleaning services, for freshening up your vinyl fetishwear or adult-sized Tigger costume- Your first threesome, and how the ancient Mayans predicted it wouldn t go over so hot Exhaustively researched and fully illustrated, "Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk" is a must-read for you, your sexual partner(s), and anyone who wishes there was more to sex than thrashing around for a few seconds and begging for forgiveness."