-
Books
-
Education
-
eBooks
-
Audio Books
-
Film & TV
-
Calendars, Diaries & Stationery
-
Giftshop
Mock The Week: 1001 Scenes We'd Like To See is the funniest, rudest book of the summer, packed with enough one-liners to fill a whole new series.
If you've ever wondered what would be a bad thing to say at a state banquet, or need advice on slogans you shouldn't have tattooed on your arse, then this… more
Mock The Week: 1001 Scenes We'd Like To See is the funniest, rudest book of the summer, packed with enough one-liners to fill a whole new series.
If you've ever wondered what would be a bad thing to say at a state banquet, or need advice on slogans you shouldn't have tattooed on your arse, then this book will prove invaluable. Collecting together the best one-liners from two bestselling Mock the Week books, categories include:
UNSUCCESSFUL PERSONAL ADS: Companion required for long sessions of Sudoku. No timewasters.
GREETINGS CARDS THAT WOULDN'T SELL: Sorry About Your Face.
UNLIKELY MEDICAL LABELS: May cause diarrhoea, dysentery, flatulence, piles and other hilarious bottom-related ailments.
UNLIKELY CROSSWORD CLUES: Apricot knee Simon - well a nun might if the Zeppelin has grown its own Byzantium (16,8)
LINES YOU'D NEVER SEE IN A JAMES BOND BOOK: '"James, he's using the diamonds to divert a giant laser onto New York from outer space." Bond took the bottle out of M's shaking hand and helped her off the floor into bed.'
This item is delivered digitally
Thanks for reviewing Mock the Week. We will process your review. Accepted reviews will be posted within 3-7 business days.
Be the first to know, stay up to date with what's trending and get staff picks in your inbox with our newsletter
Public: Allow anyone to view or shop your List
Private: No one can view or shop your List
We have kept your A&R details for your new Angus & Robertson account
We also noticed that you have previously shopped at Bookworld. Would you like us to keep your Bookworld order history?
We also noticed that you have an account on Bookworld. Would you like us to keep your Bookworld details, including delivery addresses, order history and citizenship information?
Share This eBook