Wilbur Morris ran a failing dental practice until one fateful evening, a thief with horrible plaque buildup and halitosis breaks into his clinic. Now Wilbur is the dentist of choice to a whole new list of clientele with overdeveloped canines and who insist on evening appointments. After his interest in one attractive patient leads him to a confrontation in a cemetery, Wilbur realizes it will take more than flossing to save him.

"The Whitest Smile" is a short story.